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my hoodie is now a pony?! NOOOOOO! fur is murder
Furder
^ +2
My bed is now a pony. I am fine with this.
As is mine and i am quite fine with this myself.
There is now a pony holding up my bra… o.o
You too!? I was just clutching my right bra strap for reasons unknown…
The arm I’m scrolling with is now a pony.
wait, i was touching my face……
Me too. My left cheek and lower eyelid is now a pony
i was touching my…… yeah….
I am a pony!
Yourname fits perfectly when you put it before the sentece you just typed in.
Haha, yes. Lol. Me too. [brohoof]
GAAAH!
Pony chestbursters!
My laptop. WORTH IT.
Mine too!! *brohoof*
My pony is WiFi compatible! That’s awesome.
I’m not sure how I or either of you are typing.
…But I’m totally fine to trade this for Pinkie Pie, thank you very much.
Same here. I’m now calling him/her/it Qwerty.
Same here, and agreed.
My shirt?
Same here! My crappy T-shirt is now a pony! YES!
my mouth is now pony,
my face…
same……now I don’t have eyes so I can’t see the pony…..
I’m holding the spoon I’ve been sucking on for the past 30 minutes…
My iPod. IT’S REPLACEABLE NOW GIMMIE MY PONY
Eh, my computer can be replaced as well. It’s pony time!
My iPod is a pony too! Wi-Fi compatible, plays music, plays games, super cute…
Wait a minute… Anyone else thinking of Chobits? I think I have a PonyCom o_O
My face is a pony. your argument is invalid
my skirt turned into a pony…
now i’m sitting here in my underwear with a pony
…
O_O
My face is now a pony.
I hope it’s Pinky Pie.
Aww, man. You too?
I’m petting my cat, sooo… Upgrade!
I was holding my pet mouse. It got about 20 % cooler.
OH MY GOD I’M SARAH JESSICA PARKER NOW
My headphones….
arghhhh!!!! my head! it’s a pony!
OH GOD I bit into that chip just as I read this! FUUUUU
uh, I was holding a little storm-trooper figureen, but I was also rubbing my left cheek/jaw with my fist (it was itchy =/) do I get 2 ponies? or is my left hand comletely encased in a pony that is attached to my face? =O
I think it’s the latter. anyway, I was touching both my bed and my laptop, so now I have an internet-surfing-bed-derpy. buck yeah.
i was touching my face o_O aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet, I have pony touch.
I am going to feel other people now.
My sister.
My brother.
My mom.
My dad.
My Girlfriend.
The president.
Myself.
Everyone.
(While I was typing this, all the keyboard keys that are for the left hand are now ponies, too.)
o hai ponies. GIMME THE PONIES! *steals ALL the ponies* Wait, I’m touching ponies… AW YEAH DUPLICATING PONIES!!! I am the luckiest pegasister in existence.
i stole your ponies now they are duplicating
Me.
This could get interesting…
Same here.
My ribs, my laptop, and my boob…oh, this is just lovely…
dammit i was scratching my balls
well, now you won’t need to poop, and you can duplicate the pony if you touch it again.
Mine, too.
I was touching… my arm. I’M A PONY! YESSSSSS!
What if I’m touching my pony?
Yo dawg, I heard you like ponies…
Yo dawg, I heard you like ponies so much we put a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony in a pony, so you could Look at a pony while you look at pony that looks at a family of ponies that looks at a country of ponies.
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My half-broken pen is now a pony, best trade ever!
Me
Okay
The chair I am sitting on. I am quite pleased with this turn of events.
I am now a pony *touches myself* hmm, i wonder what will happen? *starts duplicating* AW YEAH!
uhm…my face. Does that mean I myself turned into a pony??
Omg I’m a pony!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay
and better yet! touching yourself a second time will make you duplicate! *I keep duplicating* you duplicate until you until you touch yourself the third time. then you explode and be born a second time as a pony.
I’m a pony.
I had my hand under the pillow I was resting my head on.
Ponies are soft! /)^3^(\
I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmellow, and when I woke up, my rarity was gone! D:
haha! i am a lefty my mouse is a pony!
I recently bought a Rarity figurine and am brushing her hair at the moment……. money well spent
My forehead?
beanbag chair lol
Scratching ass…
See this…
oh crap…
I was scratching my hoo haa…
my university sweater is now a pony…Oh god I’m inside a pony’s chest cavity D: PONY ARE YOU OK… oh being a university sweater is your special talent…. COOL!
The slide-out desk thing that I’m typing on and my binder full of important work. I’m very screwed.
This can also be called Rule 34 IRL for me…
YAY! My dreams of becoming a pony have come true.
*was holding the wrapper of some string cheese in left hand* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My right knee is now a pony. I pray for a lack of arrows.
Best reference to that meme, EVER.
My mother’s computer’s mouse has now turned into a pony. She’s probably going to be mad about that….
Oh,no! My chopsticks! …Oh, hey, a pony!
(pony name-> Ho Lee Schitt) Hoi! i will now slice up some sushi! care to taste?
….best pony name I’ve heard all day.
Hmm, my left thigh/leg is now a pony. Oh well I can live with that.
Considering though my left leg is part of my body, means I would turn into a pony. Terrific, in a good and bad way.
I’m a pony? FINALLY!
I was putting pumpkin seeds in my mouth……. OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM EATIMG A PONY
I now have an entire pony weighing down my neck. (My hand was touching my head.)
My chair is now a pony.
I am now riding a pony.
I am okay with this.
Ahah my couch is now a pony! Furniture ponies for the win ;D
My literary analysis paper. That is due tomarrow. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Maybe you got twilight as pony. You are sure to get an A.
My neck is now Rarity
A piece of popcorn that I was biting into. I k1lled a pony.
I wonder if the bronies would prefer a pony as to one of my boobs….
There’s billions of boobs, but there are no existing cases of talking, cartoon-esque, highly intelligent ponies with the capability to use magic. Having one would be a far superior option because it would be infinitely more rare, infinitely more anomalous, and scientifically puzzling. Not to mention, having one would in the first place would be an enigma against the reality we know of. It would be a part of history forever. No boob was ever that important.
My PEZ dispenser in now a pony.
Apparently my pants are now a pony…
It’s not THE WORST POSSIBLE THING you could turn into a pony.
And if not then I’m now in a public place without any pants.
At least your brain didn’t turn into Pinkie PIe
It’s not as bad as it sounds like. Or so I’ve heard.
Well, that is a minor problem. At least you have a pony. My left hand was holding onto a piece of popcorn that I was biting into when I read this. I have half a pony.
My computer has no stand now, as my hand was touching my computer desk. I can work around that. I HAS A PONY! Course, that will make certain things a bit harder.
At least you didn’t k1ll yours…
ಥ__ಥ
So close…
REDRUM REDRUM
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Read it backwards
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I agree Big Mac. Norman’s such a horrid person. The Dark Brotherhood will visit him tonight.
I DIDN’T MEAN TO! WAS A ACCIDENT! *sobs*
Maybe I’ll send the Fedaykin to get him
I’ve accidentally found myself on a dark and twisted path. Must I… embrace the monster I’ve become?
*Plays ‘Something Broke’*
A theme song for this moment…
You know what Silvermane, we should feed him to Shai-Hulud
Indeed. I think Norman would make a very nice snack.
I don’t want to… I can’t let… him loose. again! But if I must to save myself, I will.
This should be fun
He’s more twisted than ever. He was eating orphans! I had to put him back! I added g3.5 ponies to his prison! He’ll destroy everything if I let him out again!
How are you talking about? Will this cause another massive fight thread?
*Who
My guess Susan
EGAD, MAN! You know who I’m talking about! Who else would be trapped in a prison inside of my mind? Who else even lives in my mind?
I think you’re overreacting Norman. What’s the worst that could happen if you let Susan (giggle) out?
Well, time to play some Diablo 2
He’s umm… more than a little angry, to say the least. I hear screams of rage in my mind. Laughter of pure evil. He’s more twisted than ever, and he wants out. Do you know how hard it is to get him under control?
Yeah, that happened to me once. LOL I know how to fix it
SCREAMS OF RAGE YOU SAY? AND TWISTED? AND DIDN’T YOU MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT EATING ORPHANS? I THINK I’M GONNA LIKE HIM. I’m sure you two would get along swimmingly. To bad you’re never gonna meet. I kinda know what you mean about keeping dark and evil SLIGHTLY EVIL!, slightly evil things under control.
Agony, you don’t want to be around Susan. He doesn’t always get along well with other evil entities. And his dark powers are as limitless as the mind itself.
Well i guess it’s a good thing I have him somewhat under control. As long as it doesn’t turn into a fight, we’ll be good. If it does turn into a fight, well, let’s just hope it doesn’t turn into a fight.
The only time Susan has ever broken free, I needed P0ny L1k3r, the Starship Enterprise, and the Elements of Harmony just to make him somewhat compliant for a little over a month. Then he started eating orphans last week and now he’s back behind mental barriers.
And the Starship Enterprise was fitted with an Orbital Friendship Cannon.
Was he released?
Well, I guess it’s best you keep Susan (giggle) locked up. If he got free I’m pretty sure bad things would happen and Agony would take over. Then things would more than likely get worse.
Like I said, that time he did get out. For a little over a month. His only time outside of the mental prison.
I’m so glad that everypony forgot that I accidentally bit a newly formed pony in half.
I didn’t
OH YEAH! Thanks for reminding me! Murd3rer!
You shall be fed To Shai-Hulud for your cr!me
*tendrils wrap around Norman restraining him and stopping all movement* Don’t try escaping. Those are stronger than steel.
F*ck. Oh, well. Better let out Susan. HEY SUSAN! IF YOU GET US OUT OF HERE YOU CAN COME OUT!
Susan: D@mn straight. *teleports s away with dark powers*
See what you’ve made me do…
Well, looks like it’s my job to go hunt Susan down. Where is he and what do I need to know to win?
Susan can’t d1e. Unless I d1e, of course. But that won’t happen now that Susan is free again!
Susan: B*tch, I’m gettin’ my payback now.
Crud.
Sweet, he’s still here! You guys got to deal with LOLcat so now it’s my turn! And who said I had to k1ll him?
*draws HH sw0rd*
Oh! Agony vs Susan! This will be fun!
Anyone have some popcorn? No? How about baby lambs?
O! And now Kusers in the fray!
*munches on a bleating lamb*
Who’s Agony?
Didn’t think he could teleport out of them. Oh well. Looks like i gotta haunt him down too. Can’t let mt good name be soiled. Kuser! I’m coming too! I didn’t get to do anything against LOLcat and Agony’s kinda anxious now to hurt something.
Fine then… I guess I’ll have some help.
So where is Susan right now?
Agony is the name of Silver’s delightful symbiot.
@kuser Agony is the venom symbiote I fu53d with. Unlike me, Agony is a sadistic k1ller and will do some horrible things including ,but not limited too, eating live flesh. He’s mostly in my head but takes full control in combat situations like this one after a deal we made when he tried to take over my body.
I am now in control. That fool, Norman_Steel knew he couldn’t keep me under control. *Looks at Agony with disdain* BRING IT, NOOB!
There he is! Get him!
*rushes towards Susan*
Pitiful Kuser. *eyes flash yellow as lightning strikes down Kuser*
NOOB? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE CALLING NOOB? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S A NOOB WHEN I RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AND USE IT AS A BELT! *several tendrils sprout from back and each has a different weapon summed into them*
*deflects lightning with sword*
Come on, that’s not even a warm up.
*st@bs towards Susan*
*appears in front of Susan and blocks the exit with shadows* Where do you think you’re going? *pulls out two dragon spine swords and aims them at Susan* It’s rude to leave a party when it’s just starting…
IS rip m0dd@ble?
Everybody always teams up on me, for some reason. *sigh* *teleports away leaving behind a nuclear explosion*
NOW YOU’RE MINE! *rushes at Susan dodging lightning bolts and swings with botha greatsw0rd and b@ttle@xe* EAT IT!
Aw come on! 3v1 gang bangs are never fun to watch! Sigh, guess I have to help Susan…
*Jumps between susan and hallux, bursting into dark purple flames*
Let’s see if this universe has better warriors than the last one.
Coward! I’ll f1ght you one on one!
(back in a few minutes)
Forgot that changing names causes m0deration. I’ll post under my usual name for now.
I told you, it’s rude to leave the party just after it starts… *poof* *appears in front of Susan again* Hey, the party is still going on. You should really get back to it.
*Flames dim*
Well, that was anti-climactic….
*goes back to eating lambs*
OH NO YOU WON’T! SUSAN’S MINE KUSER! YOU AND HALLUXX CAN FIGHT INSANE. NOW, WHERE DID THE B1TCH RUN TO?
Fools. Don’t you realize that I have the infinite power of the mind? Don’t you realize that I will stop at nothing to spread my evil? Now… let’s see if I can free Discord. *teleports to Equestria*
*grabs Susan with magic and poofs us both back to Silvermane* Have it your way. *walks over to Tad*
THANKS HALLUXX! NOW FOR A LITTLE DECAPAT1ON! *swings battle@xe at Susan’s neck*
Confound it. Meant to post that ^ as Susan.
FOOL *Eyes flash dark purple as battle axe turns around and heads for Agony*
DISCORD EH? I HAVE MEMORIES OF HIM FROM SILVERMANE. NOT THREATENING AT ALL. BESIDES A REAL EVIL WOULD TAKE CARE OF US BY THEMSELVES! OR ARE YOU AS PATHETIC AS THE LITTLE GIRL YOU’RE NAMED AFTER?
Very well
*burst into flames*
I never strike first, give it your best.
*A portal opens and I come out* I’ll help you Kuser77 but don’t get in my way.
Is that what you want Agony? For me to take care of you myself? Very well. *Directs a high-frequency sonic scream at Agony* I happen to know the secret weakness of the symbiotes !
*battle@xe stops inches from face* NOT GONNA WORK GIRLY. I HAVE ALL OF SILVER’S POWERS BUT AMPLIFIED. ONE OF HIS SUMMONED WEAPONS CAN’T HURT HIM AND THE SAME APPLIES TO ME. I ALSO HAVE THE ADDED BENEFIT OF MY AWESOME TENDRILS THAT CAN STRETCH LIKE THE ONE ABOUT TO PIERCE YOUR CHEST! *tendril holding sword pierces Susan’s chest.*
Nah, I think I’ll save my best for last. *encases Tad in shadows and sends him to the Shadow Realm* *appears in the Shadow Realm with Tad* Now, shall we fight here instead? In here, I can fight to my full potential, which I’m sure you’d like to see.
I should intervene but, this is too funny
*weapons drop and disappear as tendrils all wither* AHHHHHHHHH! YOU CHEATING B1TCH!
There are… certain advantages to being made of a mixture of mental energy and evil. You see, you just pierced Norman_Steel’s chest. Which I can easily enough fill back in with my own matter, but as soon as he regains control, he d1es!
Hallux, if you’re not going to strike, can I please go back to eating? The lambs are hungry and they taste horrid when they’re dead.
I don’t believe I’ll need to strike. *Shadow Demons climb out of the shadows behind Tad*
(Disregard my last post)
Ha
*Starts tearing the threads of the shadow reality*
Linking your power to a plane of existance is a move only fools do!
THERE ARE ALSO CERTAIN ADVANTAGES TO HAVING A WELL KNOWN WEAKNESS. EVERYONE ALWAYS THINK YOU’RE COMPLETELY HELPLESS, WHEN THERE’S STILL A LOT YOU CAN DO! *tendril wraps around Susan’s throat shutting him up*
*Grabs the shadow demon, it starts to glow purple, brighter and brighter, til it ceases to exist*
Minions? Srsly?
(I’m back)
*looks around*
Sorry Susan, but the mind has limits and so does your power, and Norman isn’t de@d yet.
*runs back into the fray*
I also happen to know that Silvermane, your host, is allergic to adorableness. *Fluttershy appears in Agony’s face*
*A portal opens up behind Susan and I come out and punch Susan* that will teach you to mess with the most evil being, now die *Unleashes a giant amount of energy on Susan*
*the realm and the shadow demon regrow* This is not a realm you can just tear apart, and its inhabitants are not the weaklings you think they are.
*after the punch, grabs Susan by the throat and puts him in a ch0kehold*
*saves Susan from the energy blast*
Sorry, but I’m not losing Norman to anyone. As soon as you l0se conciousness then Norman will return.
I am the most evil being. *blocks Sam’s energy blast with a wall of babies*
Oh, and Kuser, I already explained: Norman won’t d1e until he regains control, unless you can heal giant chest wounds?
*Sends all those holding Susan down flying away*
*continues to ch0ke out Susan*
I can probably do that.
There may be something more powerful than Susan, If you trust me, give me a souce of infinint power but it might be risky.
*sends Kuser flying away* Yeah, not gonna happen, though. I’ve spent years in that d@mned mental prison, and I’m NOT going back!
Aw! Look at Flutters! She’s so cute! She’s got pigtails and is wearing a frilly scarf. That is adorable! YOU WEAKLING! YOU’RE MAKING ME LOSE HERE! GO BACK IN THAT HOLE YOU FORCED ME IN! You mean that hole in my mind that I made sure was nice for you so you’d feel comfortable? GRR! YES! THAT ONE! GO THERE AND STAY THERE UNTIL I K1LL THIS B1TCH! AW! But then I won’t see the adorable little Flutters! Look! She’s even doing a little dance with Angel! That’s… ENOUGH! I’LL FORCE YOU THERE! *one of Agony’s arms reverts back to my arm*
My masters the four chaos gods can take Susan easy but they might want to concor the universe also.
The 4 chaos gods? What are you, Guy?
*throws b@ndage onto Susan’s chest*
*h1ts his head with h1lt of sw0rd*
Do not make me go ‘final stage of brony’ on you, it would make things too easy.
Seeing as everyone seems to be gone, let me finish this story for you. The evildoers were defeated and Susan was sent back to the mental prison (Susan: WHAT?) SUSAN GOT SENT BACK TO THE MENTAL PRISON! (Susan: Okay…) And Kuser was able to heal Norman_Steel’s wound. (Norman_Steel: Yay!) And then everyone remembered that Norman_Steel accidentally ate half of a pony. (Norman_Steel: WHAT?) LOL u mad, bro?
Go ahead, try it… Your “love and toleration” will do you no good! *conjures up Twist and eats her alive*
I doubt that you’ve seen that form yet, or you’d know that it was made specifically for taking down personalities like you. But that would make this much too easy.
*slams Susan’s face into the ground*
This, on the other hand, is a challenge. To win without causing permanent d@mage.
Unfortunately, for you, I have no such restraints. *Conjures up Little Mackintosh (LittlePip’s uber handgun in Fallout: Equestria) and shoots you with it*
Did he just eat Twist? DID HE JUST EAT TWIST? YES. YES HE DID. I COULD GET HIM FOR YOU IF YOU STAY IN THAT ROOM YOU MADE FOR ME. *SMIRKS* Well, Twist isn’t my favorite pony, but she’s still very cute and things like that really p1ss me off so, go ahead. I’ll see you when you get done. *arm that reverted becomes Agony’s again. FINALLY! NOW THEN TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS SL|_|T. *picks up Fluttershy and throws it at Susan. CHEW ON THAT YOU A55H0LE!
That, I will gladly do, Agony! *catches Fluttershy in mouth and eats her*
Tad? I haven’t seen a response from you in a bit. Are you d34d already? I thought you were more powerful than that.
YOU REALLY ARE DUMB YOU KNOW THAT? YOU SEEM TO FORGET THAT YOUR HOST IS ALSO A BRONY! HE’S WEAK TO THE SAME CUTENESS AS SILVER. YOU JUST INGESTED FLUTTERSHY, THE HIGHEST CONCENTRATION OF OF CUTENESS KNOW TO BRONYKIND. IF JUST LOOKING AT HER IS ENOUGH TO CAUSE D’AAAWABETES, IMAGINE WHAT INGESTING HER WILL DO? I IMAGINE THAT NORMAN IS EITHER GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST FROM CUTENESS OVERLOAD OR HAVE A HNNNNGGGG ATTACK SO HUGE IT’LL KNOCK BOTH OF YOU OUT. I DON’T REALLY CARE WHICH ONE.
You did NOT just hurt Fluttershy *electricity starts flowing into claws*
Ohhh personality fight, can I join?
Please don’t let him join.
A h@ndgun? (I don’t know what that one does)
*d0dges*
Did you really think a h@ndgun would work in this close of range?
*another j@b at Susan’s face*
Feeling d1zzy yet?
Don’t worry, the levels of evil currently in Norman can easily cancel out any ammount of cuteness. And… tell them, Norman.
Norman_Steel:… I don’t find Fluttershy to be quite as cute as everyone makes her out to be… (I’m so super duper incredibly sorry!)
You see! We’re just fine!
O really? Let’s see it survive THIS!
*A giant sphere surrounds the demon, then blinks of existance*
Don’t think it will come back, I sent it to a completely different dimension, complete with different physics and magics.
…Go get Twilight
Thank you, Tad. You have just given me a brilliant idea! *Sends all enemies of Susan to the Inescapable Dimension of Eternal Stupidity* Have fun with that!
Norman’s regained a little bit of control over his body, it’s working!
*continues to lay away at Susan’s head*
And sorry it took so ‘long’. This universe’s time flow is weird.
I’ll take that as a yes.
That’s all you got?
*Pulls out Ch0ppy*
Daniel never asked for him back*
*opens portal back to the right dimension*
and now…
*cuts time-space around Ch0ppy, making him look and feel like a broadsw0rd*
*dual weilds Ch0ppy and HH sw0rd*
I really wish I didn’t have to be so pacifistic in this f1ght…
I’D MUCH RATHER JUST RIP HIS SPINE OUT AND USE IT AS A BELT, BUT FOR ONCE SOMETHING SILVER’S TELLING ME IS THE BEST OPTION. I’LL BE RIGHT BACK. *dissapears and then reappears with Twi wrapped up in tendrils and Spike wrapped up in tendrils* THE LITTLE DRAGON WOULDN’T LET ME TAKE HER, SO I HAD TO BRING HIM ALONG. ANYWAY CUTE ISN’T MY THING AND I’M NOT LETTING SIL OUT JUST YET, SO SOMEONE ELSE CAN CUTE UP TWI.
Give me a second.
Very well, then, Kuser. Since you refuse to give up… *sends an arrow into Kuser’s knee* Let’s see you keep fighting with that injury!
AS IF I CARE ABOUT ANY OF THE PONIES! HECK, I’LL EAT TWILIGHT, TOO!
Norman: NO! YOU CAN’T-
SILENCE
BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING, I WAS HOLDING ON TO KUSER WHEN HE SL@SHED HIS WAY BACK INTO THIS DIMENSION.
*looks at knee*
*starts laughing at the top of my lungs*
I f0ught against OleJ without a foot, and you think an arrow can stop me?
*pulls arrow out*
*opens portal with Ch0ppy*
*punch3s Susan’s brain through the portal*
Still awake?
INESCAPABLE DIMENSION OF ETERNAL STUPIDITY, Y U SO ESCAPABLE? (Seriously, this is the second time that’s failed.)
(I brought everyone back with me, I’d be a horrible f1ghting companion if I didn’t)
Give me another minute
Ah, I see I have not overestimated you. Well, can you deal with that? *points at the moon-sized eyes above looking down at Tad* That’s The Guardian. It stops all the threats to this realm. And it seems to have noticed you. *the Guardian comes closer to Tad and picks him up with planet-sized fingers* *the Guardian stands up and sticks his body into space* *brings Tad up to his face to look at him*
The Guardian: Hm… You aren’t much of a threat… but a threat you remain. You shall d1e. *wraps hand around Tad and squeezes him*
Yup! Still awake! And now… you were so busy pulling that arrow out of your knee that you didn’t notice that sharp, jagged dagger I just shoved in your temple.
THAT WORKED HUH? MAYBE KUSER IS ONTO SOMETHING THEN. AS MUCH AS I DESPISE PACIFISM, I GUESS K1LLING THE ANNOYING B1TCH WON’T WORK THIS TIME, EVEN THOUGH I REALLY WANT TO RIP OUT HIS SPINE AND WEAR IT AS A BELT. GOTTA KNOCK HIM OUT I GUESS. *summons two m@ces and a warhammer* THAT DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T CAUSE A LITTLE CRANIAL DAMAGE!
2 reasons, Susan.
1.) That would only work if you were at full power, but right now Norman’s f1ghting you from the inside.
2.) It’s Ch0ppy, what else did you expect?
*another punch to the brain*
*lets out an earth sh4ttering roar then becomes a full fledged dragon 10x larger then the average dragon* Susan, you have no vhance of winning
*Sigh* Even I can’t be a poor fighting companion… *saves Tad*
Now let’s see if the flow of time in the shadow realm is as stury as the space
*Strikes the air, appears to come in contact with something*
Now cease to BE!!!
*An angry pillar of flames erupt, purple cracks start racing from the epicenter of the blow*
It seems as though my true form shall be necessary… *turns black as shadow and starts growing*
SO SORRY YOU STILL HAVE ATTACHMENT TO SOMEONE WHO HELPED YOU! IT GAVE ME A PERFECT DISTRACTION! *swings maces and w@rhammer wildly at Susan’s head* (I’ll be right back.)
*looks at dagger*
You h1t my frontal lobe, the part of it that affects short term memory, a rather us3less part of the brain in a f1ght, considering you only need a little bit of stress to push something deeper into your memories. I’ll definately survive.
*another punch to the brain*
Can you feel it starting to swell inside of your skull? You should just about be ready to pass out right now.
*countless threads of flames squeez through the guardian’s fingers, increasing in length as they start circelling it*
Oh please, as if ANYTHING could hold me.
*The threads start slashing at the guardian, an endless stinging from all angles*
I am a being of pure destruction, and NONE can oppose me!!
*continues growing into an impermeable mass* *Kuser is cast out of the skull* My true form is almost complete!
The Guardian: You underestimate me. I can sense your power, it is nowhere near mine. Now, d1e. *crushes Tad*
*pulls out d@gger from skull*
Such a thin bl@de, and a clean cut, that’ll barely leave any scarring.
*sits and waits patiently for Susan to finish*
Your final form is almost done, and I’m ready to turn into my final form if needed.
*Finishes growing into true form, complete with poisonous aura and being made entirely out of evil and mental energy* Nothing physical for you to harm! I cannot be defeated now!
Norman_Steel: Unless… they found… your secret weakness…
QUIET YOU!
NS: The secret… weakness… is… z-
I SAID SILENCE!
Hallux, don’t k1ll Tad, he’s helping Susan for no other reason other than the fun of sp@rring, so I’d prefer it if nobody di3d from this whole mess.
Was Norman trying to say, Zecora?
Nothing physical to cut? You just backed yourself into a corner. Because one sw0rd-
*sl@shes with Ch0ppy*
-can cut through dimensions and the other-
*sl@shes with the Hotori Hanzo sw0rd*
I was told was able to cut through g0ds. And now that I don’t have to worry about h@rming Norman-
*sl@shes with both*
I don’t have to hold back.
Norman_Steel: NO!… His… weaknes… it’s zu–
NNNOOOOO!!!!
Oh, you did NOT just say I’m weaker than you. Me, a being that has slaughtered countless dimensions and universes. Me, a creature born with one purpose, to destroy. Me, the very ender of life and matter!
*lines race across the shadow realm*
Do you know what happens when two dimensions with completely different physics and magics merge? Everything in both gets destroyed and scrabbled into twp different dimesions, both sharing nothing in common with the originals
*the lines open up, revielling a mesh of strange lights*
But expireance is the best teacher
*Blinks out of the shadow realm with a spark*
Kuser, you foal! Didn’t you hear? There’s only one thing that can harm me! *steps on Kuser*
*claws start pulsating with unique power* good *takes to the air and starts to 4ttack*
*blocks foot with both sw0rds, pushing back to topple Susan over*
It’s always the same thing with you. You think that k1lling or h@rming are the only ways to win. I just need to knock you unconcious, and that doesn’t require either of those.
(I’ll be back in half an hour)
*Grabs hold of Eclipse with dark power and throws him to the ground* Wow… that took a lot of effort… BUT YOU STILL HAVEN’T GUESSED MY SECRET WEAKNESS!
YOU FOOLS! NOTHING CAN HARM ME!
Norman_Steel: Except for zu-
SHUT UP!
The Guardian: Hm… He’s gone, at least. Now, to deal with this “dimension merging”… *touches the edge of the dimension and the dimensions un-merge* I suppose I can rest again now… *closes eyes*
Well, Hallux, let’s call this a draw ’cause I have other people I need to badger
*mutters*:now where are my lambs?
WELL, THINGS ARE INTERESTING NOW. NOTHING PHYSICAL CAN HARM YOU EH? I GUESS IT’S A GOOD THING SIL LEARNED HOW TO SUMMON THIS BADBOY THEN? *summons what looks like a sw0rd hilt with no bl@de* FUNNY, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS HI S MOST USELESS WEAPON. *bl@de appears for a second then dissapears* NOW, LET’S SEE WHAT THIS THING CAN DO! *rushes in and sl@shes at Susan’s exposed ankle*
Norman_Steel: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN HARM HIM IS WITH ZUC-
NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m going to go out on a limb and say zucchini.
Is it zucchini?
Norman_Steel: Y-
What, psh, no, how ridiculous! *nervous laughter*
Why do zuccini and Zuckerburg come to mind? But there’s still other ways to win, kn0cking out Susan, or having Norman’s willpower overthrow Susan’s willpower.
Keep f1ghting Norman, I know you can win!
I’M SORRY, I KNOW I SHOULD BE TRYING TO K1LL YOU AND ALL, BUT DID NORMAN JUST SAY YOUR WEAKNESS IS ZUCCHINIS? Zucchinis? That’s a very weird weakness. WELL HE DIDN’T COMPLETELY SAY IT BUT I CAN’T THINK OF WHAT ELSE IT COULD BE. Still funny. I’m gonna go laugh in your or my head. However this works.
Norman_Steel: Somebody please attack him with zuch-
NO!
Here’s a bag of zucchinis, and if you don’t mind I’m going to die a little inside
So… does anyone have a zucchini?
I think I just busted a rib laughing
OH WOW. YOUR WEAKNESS IS ZUCCHINI? THAT’S PATHETIC. I THOUGHT AN EV1L ORPHAN EATING BEING MADE OF MENTAL ENERGY WOULD HAVE A COOLER WEAKNESS. I GUESS SIL’S STRANGE LOVE OF ZUCCHINI COMES IN HANDY FOR ONCE. NASTY LITTLE BUGGERS. Hey! Zucchinis are delicious and nutritious and make a great snack! WHATEVER. IT’S STILL WEIRD. *pulls out five zucchinis*
And to make a long story short, Susan was defeated with the power of zucchini. The moral of the story: eat your fruits and vegetables, or else your evil alter-ego will try to rule the world. The end.
Well, to make a long story short, Susan was defeated with the power of zucchini. The moral of the story: eat your fruits and vegetables, or else your evil alter-ego will try to rule the world. The end.
Well, I do believe Big Mac and myself shall h!t the hay
I might just do the same thing, Eclipse. Good night, bronies. I ruv you!
And that’s how Equestria was made!
Fine, fine, but I’ll be busy being emotionally dead.
Yeah, I think I’ll go to bed too. *poof*
Ha! I told you eating zucchini and fruits in general were a good idea. SHUT IT! LET’S JUST FINISH THIS. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN A PATHETIC EV1L ENTITY THAT CAN BE DEFEATED BY FRUIT. I actually think it’s a vegetable. Not sure though. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE? *throws zucchini at Susan*
*us3s Ch0ppy to save any ponies that would’ve been k1lled by this f1ght by replacing them with de@d pigs*
There, everything’s back to normal, goodnight everyone. I owe Ch0ppy one m@ssacre after today.
Well, that’s over. I’ll be heading to bed too. I’m sure Agony is going to be bugging me for a real fight, but I can deal with that. One last thing though. *clears throat* ONCE AGAIN THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO… THE BRONYPUFF GUYS!
*reads Silver’s comment*
Hm…
*dun dun da-dat-da dah~ dah*
*ting ting ti-ting-ti ting~ ting*
*ba dap ba-dap-ba dah~ dat*
*ba-dat!*
It would be worth it, especially is I got Twilight.
Not bad
Another Twilight fan? BRILLIANT!
Who wouldn’t want an adorkable unicorn as an assistant?
I mean-
*Explosion in the background*
… Er… excuse me…
Or as a friend?
I prefer Luna
I like Luna as S2 better than S1
S2 Luna is my favorite
AW RIGHT!
Big Mac, don’t you remember what happened the last time you said you liked Luna?
Yes, and I have decided to face what may come with dignity
Well, as long as Bendy doesn’t show up you should be safe.
I’m fairly confident that I dealt with the matter when it comes to Bendy
Why, Big Mac. Whatever do you mean?
I’ll say this and this only, New Years Day I arrived at a revalation. Nuff said
And the moral of the story was: male camels cannot be milked, no matter how hard you try.
Well Norman, THAT was outta left field
Ans yet, you realize that it pertains to your life somehow.
No, the moral of the story is male camels play a horrible left field.
Crud
*And
Doubt it
Are you sure? And are you you aware that the mackintosh apple is spelled with a K?
Does it look like I care how it is spelled
I don’t know, I can’t read your gravatar’s poker face!
Don’t you?
No I don’t
Don’t you?
Don’t make me go Liam Neeson on you
Are you sure you don’t care, Big Mackintosh?
That’s it, I’m going Liam Neeson on you
Oh, and I know your trolling me, Norman
*You’re
What?! Me? Troll? I would never do such a thing!
Yeah, you’re trolling me
Oh, fine… I’m sorry for trolling you Big Mac…
Be glad I didn’t have to unleash me secret w34pon
Secret weapon?
Yes
[whisper]Can I see your secret weapon?[whisper]
No it is reserved for the most d!re times. It is rumored that one look at it will have unforseen consequences on all
All right then… Are you sure you don’t care?
Now your just trying to trick me into us!ng it
Curses. You have seen right through my clever ruse, Big Mackintosh.
You seem to have forgotten that I can’t be trolled
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Who said my assistant couldn’t be my-
*static interruption*
- Blimey, connection is failing.
Try adjusting the antennas.
It’s not the antennas.
I’ve actually run into a bit of-
*Static*
- Children.
I’m… I’m worried that-
*Static*
Children are evil little d3m0ns. No wonder they’re messing with your signal.
SHOOT! SEND REINFORCEMENTS TO WRITER’S LOCATION, STAT! LOOKS LIKE WE’VE GOT A BAD CASE OF COMMUNISTS!
But we don’t know where he is! What are gonna do?
*Signal reconnects and I’m worse for wear*
I’m… *Panting*… Oh dear….
Listen, I’m not sure how this will end, so here are a few instructions:
*Static*
Got all that?
Good, I don’t think I’ll have time to repeat them.
But, but… Writer? Writer are you still there what happened? Where are you?
I’LL TRAVEL BY MILK-CRATE! I’LL GET THERE MUCH FASTER THAT WAY! *http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB8TNMBqrpA* All right, I’m here, now. LET’S K1LL SOME COMMIES!
*Static clears and I reappear, my building now in ruins and I look worse than before*
*Taps camera*
Oh god, please work…
(Through gasps and coughs) Okay… so I’m alive… that’s good.
The bad news is that I won’t be alive for long. I-
*Static*
- Forgotten. It’s obvious that -
*Static*
- I’m not sure how much longer I can keep -
*End Transmission*
I’ve reached Writer’s last known location. No sign of him. *sniffs air* That way. *cruises in milk crate*
Why does the name Homage comes to my head…
HEY! I haven’t finished Fallout: Equestria yet.
Writer? Writer? Writer NO!
Is it strange that I read that to the tune of Justin Bieber’s Baby?
Susan: Yes it is, you sicko.
h0ly cr@p! do you always f!ght like this?
I love all unicorns. As nicepeter once said, “Unicorns are gangstas, baby!”
I love that song.
The song’s OK.
I was scrolling down when suddenly my mouse turned into a pony.
Now i’m splitting muffins with it while reading other people comments.
The air is now ponies.
Thank you.
Wasn’t touching anything. FREE PONY!
i was touching my chair…
I’m on a pony.
HEYA!
Well my left ear bud is now a pony, it’s okay, I’d rather have a pony and one ear bud anyway!
i was touching my face
My table is now a pony. I think I’m the luckiest here.
i was leaning on my hand while also holding a pencil…
THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!!!
No lie, my left hand was resting on my own forehead. Equestria, here I come!
MY FACE!!!! WAT IS HAPPENING??!!!
My face is now a pony.
What.
I was resting my chin on my hand while reading this…
…
…
Can I be a Pegasus, please?
I think that they would be kind enough to let you pick.
My head is now a pony.
My head is now a pony. I am amused.
The only thing my left hand was touching was my left hand…
That’ll make it hard to video game, especially if it has a mind of its own. And is ornery.
My WoW Authenticator. Trading World of Warcraft for a pony. I’m okay with this.
brb checking to see if I have a cutie mark
I AM NOW A PONY. F*CK YES!
I wonder if the fact that I was touching my shirt at the same time turns that into another pony…?
I had a Snickers bar. My pony is a little nut. XD.
Oh god, my nose is a pony…
My bottle of coke is a pony, Im okay with that.
my head
my left ear is a pony, 0_o
Well my pizza slice is now a pony… NOOOOO! I just ate pony meat. I am a sick person…
…My sock. Prepare your anus!
dose this meen i just kissed a coke flavored pony?
I BECAME A PONY. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
I was holding my spare mouse.
I find it funny how if it had been the right hand, it still would have been a computer mouse.
The arrow in my knee is now a pony
(Bracing for people who hate that joke)
My knee :3
Watch out for arrows.
“whatever your left hand is touching has just turned into-” what the hell happened to my laptop?!
i cant finish looking at the bronies page because my laptop turned into a pony…fml. But yay for pony laptop!!
My laptop charger. ffffuuuuuuuu-
I JUST ATE A PONY OH WHY?!?!?!
Okay, so I can use this to my advantage.
1) I’ll get four brony friends.
2) I’ll have all of them touch one of my fingers each.
3) I’ll touch myself (in the face), while still touching the four other guy’s hands.
4) I’ll visit the URL with this picture.
5) Profit. All of us are ponies.
How the hay would that work if youv’e already ponifiedg? somethin
Good point. Damn.
Well, I’m a pegasus now anyways, so…
…My wall? O.o WALL PONY FTW. Very fair trade… One huge pony, though.
I had my fist clenched…but, it was resting on my keyboard.
If I follow the rules, does that mean the keyboard is now a pony?
MY CHAIR IS NOW A PONY
I’M ON A PONY
*success kid*
My left hand isn’t touching anything at the moment, just the air…
Did I just turn the air into ponies? O_o
g0d d4mn you! You murd3r3d us all!
MY FOOOTT!
I no longer have a pinghis but I now have a pony…
Totally worth it
Oh this is clever let’s se OHDAGOHDA OH DEAR GOD WHY IS MY HEAD A PONY
My chin turned into a pony…
MAH LEG!! D:
NOOO MY LAPTOP
my right hand was cold so I was using my left hand to scroll, jokes on you.
I was eating a sandwich……FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
What if my left hand was holding itself? I guess that means my hand is now a pony. BUCK YEA.
All of you are always saying that all your stuff turned to ponies.
Why don’t you touch your eyes, touch your ears, touch your nose, and touch your tongue, that would be fun.
i was touching my nose…… who needs noses , i can breath through my mouth
My chair is now a pony. Everything went better than expected.
My breakfast bowl?
My LAPTOP?!? GODDAMNIT!
I happened to be touching my right thigh…
My face is a pony.
therefore I’m a pony?
My left tit is now a pony… I think I am going to be getting even MORE attention from online bronies….
My mouse pad is now a pony
i don’t know weather to be happy that i now have a pony, or sad because my pony mouse pad i got for Christmas is gone
Me pony.
My desk— OH GOD, SAVE THE LAPTOP!
If it did, why is my pony black, has buttons on it’s belly that I’m pressing right now to make these words, has a little area that allows me to move the mouse and has a screen?
I was holding an apple. APPLEJACK IS MINE.
My… phone? But I need that! T__T
My Sixth Doctor coat just became 20% cooler
I am now a centaur.
Welp I am a pony now. You may call me Misty Dream.
Water bottle cap…I’m okay with this,
Yay, I’m a pony!
Call me Mars Orbit.
My face is a pony. ~yay~
My desk and my… sweatshirt pajama thing. Which one gets ponified? Both?
I was holding a deck of cards. Question is, Did I turn the deck into one pony, or a 52 pony herd?
my braces. how would this work?
well as long as skyrim stays paused….
Right thigh. Awesome.
The chord to my headphones!
So.. Umm… anyone know how to get PDF files off a thumbdrive pony? I tried plugging him into my USB port, and he bit me.
Welp. Now my laptop is a pony… I SHALL CALL IT QWERTY!
OVAR 900 COMMENTS! Also, I have a pony in my nose then
I WAS SCRATCHIN MA BALZ!
my beard/chin
my sofa is a pony now?
I RIDE THE PONY!
in a non sexual way
My Kohga ninja star… MY PONY IS A NINJA! :imokwiththis: hehe, who else will have a ninja pony!
Uh, my boob is a pony now? Ok, that’s cool too.
my. leg is now a pony ow
My right foot is now a pony… I guess that’s awesome.
Both my legs. So that can mean 2 things:
- I turn into a pony.
- I turn into a centaur.
…..AWESOME EITHER WAY
Well, I was touching myself.
…
You can stop snickering over the innuendo now.
Welp, I won’t be able to walk…. My right foot is now a pony..
I was sitting on my hand.
….I will never live this down.
Oh no.. My mouse pad is now a pony… -_-
My jacket is now a pony.
It’s cold today, but ponies are well worth it.
So I had my chin resting on my left hand…
Well then, I guess my chin turned into a pony, so now I have no bottom of face meaning I’ll starve to death. Well crap!
I now have a pony coming out of my crotch
Guess my orange shirt is now a Pony.
I’ll just call this shirt AJ from now an.
My face
My hip…
Perhaps it turned into Granny Smith. She didn’t get a hip replacement but replaced my hip!
My boob ….Awesome!
My chin is now a pony.
My pillow and materess just became ponies.
Aaaww yeeeaaaahh!
My head is now a pony.
Buck yeah.
My Stubble just turned into a pony.
wat
My front bottom teeth. Well, that sucks.
there goes my earphone cord….
Thank goodness I’m on a laptop or I wouldn’t be in bed. My pillow turned into a pony.
…
-snuggle-
My laptop.
Which is full of Doctor Who.
Is my laptop going to turn into Doctor Whooves? ‘Cause I’m really kind of okay with that.
MY LEG, AHH MY LEG
My face is a pony. o_o’
my left hand was on my right leg o god no ;__;
Swiss Army knife. Free pony for me!
I’m pretty sure I have one of AJ’s many cousins… I have Applesauce in my hand.
Sooo ya. I was touching the floor. Is my house a pony? Or just the floor on the second level? Or the floor in my room.
HOLY DAMN MY LOWER LIP! D:>
A purple ceramic bowl, just the right shade to be Twilight. Yay! I hope she likes cream, of asparagus soup…
Lose hat, acquire Pinkie Pie.
NOSE
Y U NO TURN INTO PONY
My left foot.
Deal with it.
My iPad is now a pony…
My chin is now a pony? Sweet
a pen :3 tiny pony xD
I am now sitting on a pony, apparently. My hand was on my chair. Yay?
How come my pencil didn’t become a pony? I am sad
Cup o’ chocolate milk.
Oh dear. Pinkie? Is that you?
My bed is a pony, so am I and so is the gobstopper which I put in my mouth. AUGH CELESTIA MY MOUTH ;_;
Oh God, I was eating a banana! Fluttershy, speak to me!
THe mole on my neck?
My….Diet Coke??? o_O
I’m drinking pony??!? ?
What if you were touching your head?
I’m touching a kn1f3 ._.
MY FACE
I was touching my leg, which reasons to stand, I was touching myself.
I am pony.
Well, there go my fingers. Nice knowing them.
DAMMIT that was my $100 custom designed modded xbox 360 controller
Wait… Finger ponies…
My fingers are now 20% cooler.
My left foot ._.
Well, it lookPONY like PONYome oPONY my keyboard keyPONY have been turnePONY into poniePONY. PONYuck.
i was resting my head with my left hand
My soda can is a pony.
My blackberry phone is now a pony
:-/
8-D
I was picking my nose,
my left nostril is a pony.
My chair is a pony now.
Deck of cards on a table
Hope it is Twilight sparkle
I turned myself into a pony.
so you were touching yourself?
NOT THE CHAPSTICK!!
My Hair is now a pony.
A toy of Wolverine… Awesome!
there goes my blackberry phone!
There seems to be quite a few comments here….
My mums puppy I don’t like turned into a pony, buck yeah!
My laptop is a pony!
I HAZ BEEN CENSORZED!
My Shattered Ipod just turned into the Animation Error pony.
I AM A PONNY!!! Me Gusta…
My neck is a pony
My computer is now a pony, how am I typing this?
My ‘The Hangover 2′ dvd case is now a pony.
ONE MAN PONY PACK.
My chair is now a pony… I’m okay with this.
MY FACE! NNNGH!
My guitar is a pony now…
My braces are now. DA FUQ..
MY LEG!
My face…
And nothing could be better.
My algebra book is now a pony. Nice change
MY FACE IS A PONY!
My blanket is now a pony.
BUCK YEAH!!
My chin is now a pony. FML.
My earphones is pony now!
My…jaw…is a pony…
<3!
Crap, my left leg is now a pony. Can’t wait to figure out how I’ll walk…
My stomach became a pony … I appear to be dead :/
Best Idea: Let’s get a ton of giant left hands, sit in them, and look at this post. Epic success.
my left hand was in my armpit so i turned my right arm and torso into a pony.
I am now a pony 0u0
Hmmm, my chair is now a pony. I can deal with that.
Pretty screwed. My bottom lip.
My headset is now a pony! I don’t think it was the best change though.
had my hand resting on Ctrl + Z out of habit. Now THAT would be an interesting character…
Oh no! My manly beard!
So, my table AND my torso(some ribs I guess) are now ponies.
Considering I lost part of my body, I’m pretty screwed, I’m dead.
And if not, I’ll crack my head open on the floor because My table is gone and the pony will dodge me.
I touch mahself! WIN.
My forehead was leaning on my left hand,
I am a pony. o.o
My right hand and my phone. My phone and I are now ponies. Nothing could be better.
MY LEG! My leg…
But really, that’s awesome. I’d gladly give up my leg for a pony.
I was just sipping my soda from a can. I guess I just made out with a pony. Question is, is it the ANIMATED kind, or the REAL kind? Cause making out with a real pony would suck.
Let’s see here, I was resting my head on my hand, which happened to be touching my desk. Sooooooo…..Me and my desk are now ponies.
Um, my cheek?
Haha, who needs a phone, when you can has a pony? Seriously amazing.
My computer is now a pony.
I’m mostly commenting to make the comment count 1,112.
my chin is a pony
I am a pony. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I touched my chairs left arm.
Am I sitting on a pony?
well… I have an internet-surfing-bed-derpy. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
*snuggles*
derpy: muffins.
I HAZ PONEE HEAD!!!!!!! =@
about 3 days ago: I wrote a comment and subscribed to the follow-up comments.
The next day: I get about 200 emails daily? It’s not that bad. I’m sure I will find time to read it. Maybe some interesting topics or RP.
Today: *opens mail on iPod and the folder All* It’s sure a lot of comments to read. *srolls down*
SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA…
Together: 1190 Unread: *almost 1000*
My right arm. FFFFUUUUUUU-OOooh a pony!!
Dangit, my face has turned into a pony four times now, FOUR! TIMES!
Wait, why am I complaining?
My head, AND guitar pick just turned into ponies ….
My Cat. This pleases me.
My chair’s a pony. S’all good!
there are ponies every where i had to stretch and the air in my house is a pony now ponies every where EVERYWHERE
THE AIR IZ PONIES!
My popcorn is now ponies. Hundreds of miniaturized ponies. Booyah.
My chin is now ponies.
My left cheek is now a pony. Must be cramped in there.
THE DIAMONDS ARE NOW RARITY!
Random scratching balls was never that awkward…
my text book is now a pony
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My pillow is now a pony… Buck Yeah!
My chair is now a pony! yess ride to big adventure!
My laptop just became a pony… I’m fine with this.
My ipad is a pony. I need that fer school,dangit.
Turn into pony, can’t use the internet. Brony problems..
My desk is now a pony I love you desk
my leg no my leg is now a pony