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Wow…she’s hot.
You’re only just figuring this out?
Clarify your statement.
Well, you said it like you’ve just realised that she’s beautiful.
I’m okay with this
Indeed she is.
*coughmolestiaxrarityontheworktablecough*
molestia has a hoof fetish. *hands Guy a bale o’ Ganja*
*coughhowabotunocough*
Wait a minute…
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Objection!
Overruled.
Mark: Your Honor…it is clear that her lips have an invisible lipstick!
Judge: H-how’s that possible?
Mark: Your Honor…they have incredible technology to make things like these in the pony world…just as Pinkie Pie can break the fourth wall!!!
*Jury mumbles
*Tak Tak Tak!
Judge: Order! Order I say! Intriguing. Do you have any proof that she can make this?
*Presents Rarity
Mark: Take That! Didn’t you realize she is a unicorn and her speciality is beauty! She can make a variety of cosmetics that absolutely fit!
Invisible lipstick would leave an invisible mark.
Judge: The prosecutor has a point.
Mark: According to the details of this cosmetic, the invisible lipstick was made to match her lip’s color! It turns red when she kisses! Just like a one-sided transparent glass!
Uh… I got nothin’.
Case solved! Boo-yah!
And then a tyrannosaurus ran through the courtroom.
And ate the judge.
Gentlemen, were screwed.
Lucky I’m wearing my anti-tyrannosaurus undergarments!
I believe you misspelled “gentlecolts.” Good thing I’m not a gentlecolt.
Neither am I.
I was rofling in the jury stand the whole time.
Sounds like somethin’ you’d do.
Indeed it does.
*runs into courtroom in full hunt!ng attire and a h!gh p0w3red r!fl3* Did any one see a tyrannosaurus run through here?
Yeah, it went over there. *points at hole in the wall with a trail of blood leading out of it*
Thanks *runs out hole after tyrannosaurus *
So… seeing as how the judge didn’t pass down a verdict… now what?
Now, we go eat..
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NO BIG MAC! DON’T HURT FLUFFY! Did anyone see which way Big Mac went? He was chasing my pet T-Rex.
*points towards the hole in the wall*
You should probably get a leash for… Fluffy…
Thanks. I’ll get him a leash as soon as I calm him down. He’s always running off.
You better do that, this city has strict leash laws, find him before the pound does.
Kuser, why the f*ck did you pause when saying that?
It’s an… interesting name for a pet dinosaur, to say the least.
*BOOM* GET BACK HERE
Trust me I know. I’ve gotten so many fines about that. And the destruction he usually causes doesn’t help much either.
BIG MAC! Leave him alone! You’re scaring him!
D@mn thing ate Smartypants
I said I’d get you a new one! You didn’t have to start sh00ting at him. That’s why he ran off like that.
He also ate my pet bat
Has anyone seen a leash-less pet run through here?
Well unless you count how Bendy sees Big Mac no.
I did not know that. Well I’m sorry. It’s probably because I didn’t feed him enough last time. But I’ll get you a new pet bat if you want or at least some money for it.
I raised that bat from when it was a baby
That’s odd, the station has received multiple reports of a large leash-less pet in this vicinity. Are you sure you haven’t seen it?
And again I’m sorry, but I’ve raised Fluffy since he was a hatchling. So if you k1ll him, you’d be doing the same to me.
*BOOM*
Leash him before I change my mind
I HEARD AN EXPLOSION!! EVERYONE DOWN!!
I HEARD AN EXPLOSION, EVERYONE DOWN!!
D@mn it Big Mac! Stop it! You’re not helping. If you just put away the gun and stop bucking shooting, I could calm Fluffy down and take him home.
As I said, calm him down before I change my mind
Oh. Well okay. FLUFFY! BAD BOY! SIT RIGHT NOW! I SAID SIT! Good boy. Now come on. I’ve got to take you home before Godot comes and gives me another ticket. What a pain in the @ss he is. doesn’t he have anything better to… do? *notices Godot* Crap.
*stares up at the beast*
I’m sorry sir/ma’am I’m going to have to take that. . . pet, yes pet, to the pound, I’m pretty sure you need a permit for a dinosaur, at least I hope you do.
I have a permit for Fluffy, just not a leash yet. He keeps either breaking them or eating them. I was going to get him a new one right away. O(h and I’m a sir, thank you very much.
If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in the desert
Okay, sir, permit or no permit, you little dinosaur has caused an enormous amount of damage to the area and that red pony over there, if you aren’t prepared for the consequences, we’re going to have to take it away.
Okay, sir, permit or no permit, you little dinosaur has cau5ed an enormous amount of damage to the area and that red pony over there. if you aren’t prepared for the consequences, we’re going to have to take it away.
NO! *slaps Godot with a waffle* I’ve raised Fluffy since he was a hatchling! Taking him away would be like taking away my best friend or son, cause he is. You can’t take him away! *bursts into tears.*
*loads another r0und* Godot, how fats can you run?
DEAR CELESTIA, HE’S GOT A WAFFLE, EVERYONE DOWN.
*fast
*from behind a car*
Pretty fast actually.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. *tosses waffler to Fluffy* I don’t have a waffle and you can’t prove it.
Think you can outrun a .50 Calibur R0und?
Okay sir, while having a dinosaur is legal in some regards, having a waffle is definitely illegal. After the Anti-Waffle Law of 1946, no one is allowed to possess a waffle.
*turns to Big Mac*
Only one way to find out.
That law was unjust and needs to be repealed. Also, can you prove I have or had a waffle? No? Didn’t think so. *Fluffy burps which smells slightly of blueberry*
Now that I’m sober, I won’t miss
Do you have to be. After the Drunk Policeman Act of 1839 all policeman come equipped with alcohol. Do you want any?
I carry my own.
Well, while you guys sort that out, I’m gonna go. So… *attempts to sneak out with Fluffy*
Oh well, more for me. I’m going to need it if I want to take down that dinsaur-having, waffle-u5ing monster.
*takes out waffle iron*
Where do you think you’re going?
I was trying to go home and get a leash for Fluffy, if you don’t mind…officer.
You have two choices Godot:
1.) You let them go
2.) I perform the five point palm exp0ld!ng heart technique on you
The choice is yours
Well that’s all fine and dandy. Well it turns out all charges against your pet have been dropped. It turns out no one wants to press charges against a several ton beast if they have to sit in the same courtroom with it.
But you, you had a waffle you sadistic S.O.B.
3) I give you a hug.
*Melvin voice* Well?
Big Mac, I’m afraid that as an officer, I’m going to have to do my duty and take the waffle-loving bast-
Wait the 5 point palm exploding heart technique that kills after 5 steps?
HUG?
Big Mac, I’m afraid that as an officer, I’m going to have to do my duty and take the waffle-loving bast-
Wait the 5 point palm exploding heart technique that k1lls after 5 steps?
Until you can find some proof for the waffle, you’ve got nothing on me Godot. So go enjoy some of your coffee while I go get Fluffy fitted for a leash that doesn’t smell like bacon or snap easily.
Yes
No hug? Scr3w you too. *continues walking to movie with organs*
*Gives Big Macintosh a patented Melvin Hug*
Ahh… That was a good hug.
Well that’s a different story then.
*takes of hat*
Well, you see, after the Policemen are Hats Legislature of 1915, anyone who wears this hat is legally a police officer, soooooooooo
*throws it at Big Mac*
*runs like h3ll*
Your heart will make a good replacement for the popcorn. *Teleports*
Another Trophy
Hey, Silvermane, can I pet Fluffy?
Wait… let me try on that hat…
*intake of breath* KUUUUUUUUUSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I’m back. Spent two days at the lake and bucked up my back on a snow-mobile jump. Now I’m back and I’ve got to set up the first VA auditions. How’s your fan fic going.
(I’m about to accidentally derail everything that was said before this post)
Who you talking to kuser?
I originally asked Norman, but then again I just remembered that about half of us here are writing something. So I might as well ask everyone how their writing has been going.
I have a long way to go before I even start the first one
Was I included in that count?
Hey Big Mac, can I have that hat back?
*gives hat back* I have plenty anyway
But I wanted to try that hat. Fine then, I’ll just try and get Writer’s fedora whenever he shows up again.
*puts on hat*
*awesome transformation sequence*
I am now Officer TotallyAGodot.
Thank you for being kind enough to point out my mistakes.
Any time.
*flies out into the horizon*
What he said, except without the flying into the horizon.
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So if you are fabulous, logic ceases to exist?
: okay :
Need to remember that.
Sometimes I think that logic ceases to exist with random timing
I haven’t really noticed.
*Floats*
Anyone can float…
But can you ride in a floating bathtub?
Possibly.
Can you use magic at will?
Magic = Friendship.
Can I use friendship at will? Yep.
“Logic has left this place”
Not yet, but pardon me as I chase it. Maybe it’ll bring me back to my home planet.
Sure, it went that way. *points*
Is it a bad thing that I’m thinking of Super Scribblenauts?
*lights fire underwater* Logic? What is this “logic” you speak of?
Sparkler + Tape + Lighter + Water.
Doing that is now logical.
It’s a shame about that typo.
Indeed it is.
Oh my Celestia…
What is your gravatar?…
Curiosity k1lled the cat, Mark…
No one ever remembers the rest of that quote. It finishes, “but satisfaction brought it back.”
If you have to ask…
I’d classify it as Innuendo
Well it’s definitely meant that way.
There is no genitalia though.
Sure…level 1 R34…
*sigh*
MY EYES
YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES!
She also leaves a human-lip-shaped kiss mark, despite being a pony.
Screw logic, it’s a cartoon
So, what, Rarity is some kind of *magical* unicorn now who can do things we can’t? Pff, yeah, right.
unicorns can control when the sun rises/sets. therefore they can control time.
Objection!
Time is the indefinite progress of things; therefore spinning the sun and moon will annoy ponies.
Objection!
Pinkie Pie.
Your argument is now invalid.
That I cannot object to.
Pinkie Pie ends the trial.
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Although, she makes a good defense.
Mare attorney!
TIME IS MONEY!
Well then, why not convert to cash?
DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT
analogue to digital translator. just need a credit card.
Lolnope.
We need to melt the time into money.
FURNACES! BRING US FURNACES!
Need a condenser.
We’re gonna need a whole lot of gnomes.
elves?
(G)no(me).
Tetanus! Hepatitis! Measles!
I call the shots around here.
I need blueprints on a time-to-money converting machine.
Blueprints? Bah, who needs them. I say just wing it and see what happens.
Draw your formula.
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Kn1fe stance.
A) Those are alicorns.
2) They don’t really control *when* the sun rises and sets except in the same way that I control *when* my DVR kicks on.
A) Have you seen hearths warming eve? Unicorns rose the sun and moon for food from the earth ponies.
2) Muffins. Your argument is invalid.
Magic Lipstic everypony!
Seriously? i made this ages ago, not even getting on the voting page, For frigs sake.
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Doens’t?
It’s purely a psychosomatic response on Spike’s behalf.
Pony kisses always leave a mark, lipstick or not.
It’s a freaking allergic reaction!
Damn right you are!
*a wild anti-joke chicken appears*
Guise, it’s simple.
That’s a visual representation of the psychological imprint of a kiss from his crush.
*the wild anti-joke chicken, having completed his dark task, wanders away*
Has it occured to any pony that this kiss mark might be an allergic reaction to Rarity’s lip gloss/ lip stick?
It’s a marshmallow mark.
She used lipstick in one episode and she looked hideous. So she decided to use invisible lipstick.
She u$ed lipstick in one episode and she looked hideous. So she decided to u$e invisible lipstick.
So THAT’S why the Gmod models have lips…
…No one knows what I’m talking about do they?
Clearly Spike is actually lipstick colored, and purples himself up with makeup every day, and Rarity’s kiss pulled some of his purple makeup off with it, exposing the flesh underneath. Spike, you don’t need to hide your true self, be free!
Hello All, I made a new meme. Why should you care? Because I am the one who made this meme. So if you want you could…um…that is if you don’t mind, you could look at my new comic I made by viewing my profile. And you should 5 STAR IT…That is if you don’t mind.
Her lips are acidic
Fools. That mark was marshmallow paste.
Equestria + Logic = Minecraft smoking 69396 cigars a day. Enough said.
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