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Oh my Celestia! Akimbo Tavor TAR-21s with holographic sights and princess Luna!!! This is the single greatest picture I have ever seen on the internet!
Sorry, but timesplitetrs had the best dual auto weapons ever.
*timesplitters
second
Heck yeah dual miniguns.
The tar-21 is not a minigun
Dude, you just failed, I was talking about the fact that in Timesplitters yu can have DUAL MINIGUNS.
Needs moar Gingerbred Men and Monkey Guns.
I’M BURNING!
Phazon is flammable?
Ah I remember those days. I had it on the GameCube. crazy monkeys with flame throwers ever where… good times.
I had it on ps2, and the first one didn’t have monkeys. but it did have the best miniguns.
Now that you mention it, I think I had the second one.
first one, just about impossable
Second one, really quite easy.
The difference.
You forgot to start that with “Imma let you finish”
Nope.AVI
Goldeneye 007: 2X RCP-90
and thats why i forever love P-90s in general!
Choppy: Luna, I like the way you think.
Akimbo isn’t holding two weapons, that is dual-wield.
Akimbo is a position where you have your hands on your hips.
And you put your hands at your hips when pulling out two weap0ns at the same time.
excuse my language but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk
off school because of strike and i woke up at 9am because my little brother litrally screams and possibilly screeches when hes shouting hes got this idea from somewhere where he thinks he can use everything my mother says back on her then when he wants her HE FRIGGIN SCREECHES dammit he did it again shut up…..i would of been okay with waking up at 9am but as a former post said “always one step ahead” and they replaced my little pony with frigging mister been? never thought i’d have a thing against him…and i have no idea why i made this post i just felt like i needed to
We don’t need your life story.
Another reason why funnyjunk is better: you can say stuff thats happened today and people will care or atleast say “cool story bro”
>implying cool story bro is a compliment.
to me it is
Net noob: Cool story bro? Thanks!
love and tolerating brony: somebody insults you using a meme? well if he trys to offend me its not working
Sorry about your screeching issue (you’ll miss him when your older! Trust me.) but you kind of opened yourself to their jest. Typically people don’t come to a site like this looking to be a therapist/family counselor.
I’m on Strike, you’re welcome.
Tell it to 4chan. They care! They will call you their brother and say that your story is cool.
Cool story, bro
Cool story bro.
Brool cory, sto
*Stool brory, co.
What does the company produce?
Brory co. makes stools.
I once met someone named Brule Cory Stow.
Buck yeah! go nightmare moon!!!!
Luna. Not Nightmare. Luna.
You make my brain sad.
Oh it’s well beyond simply “doubled” at this point. I think the term is “blasted through the filly-foolin’ roof”
Now for death mask.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
You said number eleven!
I’m telling on you.
No, I said crusher oven. *points at a dead pony crushed by an oven* Who wants internal organs for dinner? They’re warm and crispy!
Who else recognised this as… DEATH NOTE FONT!
I miss L. :C
But how many points does she receive?
I guess we’ll find out after the “fun”.
I think she is going for the Nuke.
i don’t know and i don’t know whether to be excited or scared to find out…
That depends where she shoots ponies. If she shoots out all of their limbs and lets them bleed to death, she gets maximum points.
Fanfiction
NOW!
serious sam?
Lol! I wanted to say that. “Double the gun; double the fun!”
BUCK YEAH! SERIOUS SAM!
They honestly look more like dual wield Bullseyes…
Thank god Luna is not “holding them” – as there is defenetly no magic glow around either rifle. So, they are both currently falling on the ground.
I was wondering about that as well.
This is just awesome.
Cloister Black?
Why is there not the word Luna in that font?
That would double the heart attack.
what’s with the eyes?
She’s gone crazy.
Better not bother her now.
No, she’s gone CHURAAAAZEEEEEEH!
And that means party time!
PAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
And I’ll host it! What could go wrong?!
…
I probably shouldn’t have said that…
Going on k1lling sprees is perfectly normal. I don’t see what’s wrong with it.
Obviously equestria’s candy contains LSD.
as long as we don’t blame Pinkie Pie for that we’re cool…
Luna knows just how fun Akimbo can be, so long as you have the right guns :3
Dual wield, not akimbo.
*Dual wield, most commonly known as akimbo.
Can’t believe no one’s said it:
THE GUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!
And now the pun has been doubled.
Now the sun has been d34dled.
Um, anyone else notice her eyes are tweaking?
*twitching
What? Does having actual fun make someone crazy? Doesn’t anyone else like exploding people’s heads?
THE SIMPLE ACTION OF SELF-ENTERTAINMENT
HAS DUPLICATED ITSELF
THE GUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!
*Graps an FN Fal and some rounds and joins Luna in the fun*
Tar-21!!
This is good but would have been better with sw0rds
Pfffft, guns are way cooler.
About 20% cooler.
Ahhh. but with sw0rds you never have to reload. But I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinions
What about bare hands?
whatever floats your boat
Water?
It’s too easy to k1ll with water. You kin drown ‘em, boil ‘em, hypothermiate ‘em, crush ‘em with water pressure, shoot a really powerful squirt gun straight through ‘em, and the list goes on and on, depending on just how creative you are.
Or simply drown them. I don’t like to use so many gadgets for k1lling. As long as I see them suffer, it’s fine with me.
hmm… so is this your policy for everything?:
http:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL5yhZIacTE
Sorry, youtube in h3ll is blocked. We demons fear that it may contain appropriate imagery.
Susan: OOOOH! YOU’READEMONI’VEALWAYSWANTEDTOMEETADEMONYOUKNOWI’VEGOTDARKPOWERS’NSTUFFTOYOUKNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We don’t use the “D” word around Susan, it’s his trigger word…
Actually, there IS a way for humans to become demons. You just have to commit every single s!n possible. And BTW, you don’t get to have dark powers right away. You have to be promoted. I used to be a stone demon, but I finally got all those promotions and reached the level of a chaos overlord.
P.S. You need to trade off lots of human bod!3s for each promotion.
P.S.S Just trying to prevent my comment from being m0dded.
Actually, there IS a way for humans to become demons. You just have to commit every single s!n possible. And BTW, you don’t get to have dark powers right away. You have to be promoted. I used to be a stone demon, but I finally got all those promotions and reached the level of a chaos overlord.
My comments just keep getting m0dded. I was trying to say that there is a way for humans to become demons. Although the procedure is apparently too inappropriate for a memebase comment.
Cool story, bro.
Did you not reply to my comment or did it get m0dded?
Sometimes I feel alone.
Oh I see.
Indeed
So THIS is how chaos overlords are treated nowadays, eh!? *sigh* It doesn’t matter. I’ll just go on another killing spree.
Wait, what? My tired brain is confused.
So THIS is how chaos overlords are treated nowadays, eh! Things have changed. *sigh* I’ll just go on another k1lling spree.
W a i t , w h a t ? M y t i r e d b r a i n i s c o n f u s e d .
It’s probably a side effect of being pierced through the head by a spear.
Oh, is that where all this gore came from? Susan, use your dark powers to heal that spear-wound in our head before we both die!
Susan: On it. *heals the wound*
Black magic heals wounds.
Seems legit.
Uh-huh. And I don’t even have to pay with my soul because Susan was healing himself by healing me! And I’d stick him back in the prison inside of my mind if he so much as touched my soul.
If dark powers used up your soul then demons wouldn’t be able to use them! I suggest bringing up a better excuse for a warlock… or whatever that is you tried to impersonate.
If black magic used up your soul then demons wouldn’t be able to use them! I suggest bringing up a better excuse for a… whatever that is you tried to impersonate.
And again my comments just keep getting m0dded. If black magic used if your soul, demons would not be able to use them at all.
I’m writing a bunch of comments but they are all getting m0dded. I don’t know what words to use anymore.
Just so you know, the word k1ll is m0ddable.
Let’s see if THIS works:
If bl4ck mag!c wasted your s0ul, then d3m0ns would not be able to use it at all.
Susan: Well then I guess I’m safe, ’cause I got dark powers.
Me: Buck…
Dark magic still cant heal you.
Susan: I THINK I KNOW HOW TO HEAL MYSELF WITH MY DARK POWERS, THANKYOUVERYMUCH!
Or maybe you don’t know what your powers actually ARE. That means you have probably set yourself to explode! And you don’t know when it will happen!
Will I explode, too? Will Susan explode, and then cause me to explode, too? Can my body do that? Can it explode twice?
Susan: Shut up, you moron. I’m to evil to be exploded by a dem0n.
*GASP* You just said your trigger word!
Susan: I guess I just don’t think dem0ns are so cool anymore.
What? You thought we were happy little elves who run around and tell people to do naughty stuff?
Susan: Na, bro. I thought you guys were much more hardcore. But COME ON! I’m willing to bet I know more ways to hollow a man’s torso with a battle axe than you do!
How do you know how-
Susan: THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
More ways? Yeah right:
Slice him to pieces. Eat all the flesh in the ones being the torso and then sew him back together.
Stab him so hard with the battle axe that his insides hollow themselves out with no outer injuries happening.
Cut him in half and then lumberjack him inside out.
Stick the axe into him and slowly spin it so that the flesh is expelled though his 4ss and mouth.
Okay, I’m probably not very good with that, but these are the ones I have tried so far. I’m more experienced with magic and bare hands.
Susan: My favorite way involves a battle axe, a torso, a muffin, a pencil, and a g3.5 Applejack figure. It gets pretty messy.
Susan, I’m going to bed now. Go possess someone and wreak havoc somewhere.
Susan: See ya later, suckaz! I’m off to go k1ll the cast of Jersey Shore.
How is that evil?
Susan: F*ck you, that’s how. Later!
How can you k1ll jersey shore if it is already dead?
Well, at least I have an M60.
HUZZAH! HOW MANY POINTS TO I RECEIVE?!
*DO
CURSED KEYBOARD!
None. Guns are lame. THIS is how it’s done:
*pulls out knife* *stabs person in the stomach and then coils his intestines out like spaghetti and proceeds to eat them*
Mmmm.
I shall beat that with this: Cupcakes.
Genius! *grabs cupcake and shoves it down random pony’s throat*
Pony: Ghaghrrghaghffgh!
Hmmm… I know! *pushes cupcake down with sick*
Pony: *dead*
Man, she has lots of trouble swallowing. Good thing I was there to help or she might have choked.
Wot a grate guy!
By the way, read or listen to Rarity’s New Dress.
Jib: Horry-
*dodges gunfire*
*jib fires corner shot*
Jib: well, at least the guns are more effective.
Besides, you shouldn’t. freaking. bring. a. knife. to. a. Gunfight!
exceptions are:
Hank j. wimbleton
Jib
chuck norris
deimos (dead)
Sanford
and that’s it.
Serious Sam quote
“Double your gun Double your fun”
What if you throw your guns away and get a chainsaw instead? Oh! Oh! What if you use only your bare hands? Believe me. Out of all the k1lling methods I have tried using my bare hands has to be the most entertaining.
Dual-wielding: 200% the firepower, 0% the shots on target!
Shhh… you’ll give away Luna’s secret…
I would’ve chosen the M4A1, but to each his own.
The TAR-21 sure is one cool-looking assault rifle, though. This pic brings back memories of MW2.
*jib shoots luna with a micro tavor*